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Two oscars for the same person??

Now we are going to tell you about something really funny that happened last night... It might sound strange but it´s truth. While the ceremony was being held, everybody won an oscar for their perfomance except for MARCOS, who won a prize for a kiss that he did not give! What was the problem here? The counselor missunderstood the names, but, as we all know...

SHIT HAPPENS!

Matrix

Back to the Future

Grease

The Adams Family

The best performance: Talent Show

As we all know, for the Oscars everyone had to make up a show, in which they could show their “hidden” abilities. No one missed this fantastic opportunity, but the ones who gave an OUTSTANDING performance were . . .guess who? The TEACHERS!!! We were so surprised that we still can't close our mouths. But there´s something that is really clear:

They ckicked everyone's ass!

You nock, teachers!

Worsts and Bests at the Oscars

Last night we celebrated the Oscar Awards.
Everybody was dressy, you could even smell the excitement that the actors and actresses were feeling.
The staff of this magazine decided to tell you about the best and the worst of that night.

The best dressed man was: FERNANDO

The worst dressed was: ALICE (who the fuck is Alice?!)

Miss congeniality: THE TWINS

Mr. Congeniality: MAURO

Most fashionable person: NOBODY!... We are all disasters...


Congratulations to all these people!!!

Where was the camera?

People wonder why Daiana's camera appeared under Gerardo's bed. When we found it she blushed . . . Why did she blush?DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS. It is said that she really knew where it was. And still, she made as she was looking for it . . . Please, next time, tell us before we start searching. BE HONEST! Will the photos be the witnesses? Only God knows, but we will find it sooner or later.

DEAR FRIENDS, THIS IS ALL WE COULD FIND OF WHAT YOU DID AT THE PROGRAMME. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEND SOME PHOTOS OR FURTHER CONTRIBUTIONS , PLEASE DO IT AT m.videladorna@coloniasdeinmersionalidioma.com




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